EVER!!!!I’ve got scratches all over my thighs, a septic bite wound in one testicle and my shreddies are covered in skidmarks. I’m going back to using paper next week!This One Is Compliment of John A.This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in New Mexico...New Mexico Chili Cook-off If you can read this whole story without laughing, then there’s no hope for you. I had tears in my eyes by the end.For those of you who have lived in New Mexico, you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the Santa Fe Plaza. Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chile taster named Frank, who was from Springfield, Illinois.Frank: “Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off ... The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge’s table, asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came. I think your mom got more flipped out when she discovered we werehere alone than anything. I think she's being her overprotective selfmore than anything. The less you say, the better."Brian had nodded. "You're right. I'm going to just have to see whathappens. I'll fill you in soon." Brian." Yes, mom." They were in the car heading home."Do you have any problem going with me for counseling?" No, why?" Well, I don't want to create any hostility between us. I want us tostill be friends." Best friends, mom. We're best friends." If we're best friends, Brian, can I say something?" Sure, say anything you want." Will you be honest with me?" Sure. But, if I'm honest with you are you going to punish me and treatme like a child?" What do you mean?" Mom, there's no point in me answering honestly if you're going to be allover me punishing me because I tell you the truth." Brian, I'm concerned." Why? I'm not suicidal. I'm not running away. I'm right here doing mybest to live my life.
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